How Humans Broke the Game

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T4zchi Klukkustund síðan
The Neanderthals probably could have survived in Antarctica
- Allduckslikewater-
- Allduckslikewater- 13 klukkustundum síðan
Mozambique joke is underrated
Glampire XO
Glampire XO 14 klukkustundum síðan
He said pvp 😂😂 unfortunately its ftp pvp
Breakfast Kids
Breakfast Kids Degi Síðan síðan
your videos are dank that sucks you think we evolved from monkeys tho
Pugsamurai 21 klukkustund síðan
ah yes apes = monkeys. Big brain time, also ignoring scientific data. Big brain time.
Nico N
Nico N Degi Síðan síðan
People should be ban
Jesthor Degi Síðan síðan
My takeaway on why humans are top tier: me: free hands and big brain. tierzoo: sweat glands!
tony 8684
tony 8684 Degi Síðan síðan
Scavenged meat 'rotten,fermented, high meat' is what evolved humans neurologically a lot!! Since fernented meat is full of probiotics!!!! GOOD BACTERIA..and obviously ur food affects ur brain a ton !! Plus they used rocks to crack open bone AND skulls ti eat the BRAIN!!! Raw brain !! Sinxe cooking meat/animal foids destroys nearly all nutrients and enzymes!! Plus denatures the fat and protein making them useless and TOXIC meat was A LIE to keep the masses LOW IQ AND SICKLY WITCH = $$ for the evil elites..ever since cooking meat only a couple thousand years ago THATS WHEN DISEASE SPREAD!! Plus by eating toxic plants 'fruits and vegetables' filled with antinutrients, sugar, cellulose, phytotoxins !!! And toxic SEEDS/GRAIN! !!..we got smart by eating RAW ORGANIC ANIMAL FOODS MEAT/ORGANS/ESPECIALLY SATURATED ANIMAL FAT AND ANIMAL CHOLESTEROL WHICH BOTH MAKE UP MOST OF OUR BRAINS!!! Cholesterol creates healthy hormones too !! Thats why they LIED about saturated animal fat and cholesterol being unhealthy LMFAOOO. ..wake up people..and vaccines cause autism and mass brain 'vaxxed'..ur welcome
Storm Arashi
Storm Arashi 2 dögum síðan
I'm just here to ask - why is everyone asking about tierzoo on the eyewitness intro?
RoseArachnid 3 dögum síðan
Humans broke the game so badly they gained awareness of the game
the orderer of the seals
the orderer of the seals 3 dögum síðan
Can't wait for the robot buff
Jisooo 3 dögum síðan
Claiming humans have max intelligence is quite bold a statement
Jaysen Conerly
Jaysen Conerly 4 dögum síðan
Actually Neanderthals were absorbed into the sapien faction when the two groups met again in the Eurasian Steppe. The multiple large migrations of sapiens out of Africa lead to their eventual absorption into the significantly larger sapien populations since sapiens were much more social and their instrinsic survival in numbers tactics.
KichInHere 4 dögum síðan
pulls out rifle nothing personal kid
kasa 4 dögum síðan
3:18 Actually, it's cooking that upped the int stat. This allows for smaller and less resource hogging digestive track and access to foods that otherwise would not be edible. Those resources could be then diverted to brain as cooking "predigests" the food.
Dino Joe
Dino Joe 4 dögum síðan
“Infighting is their biggest weakness... right now...”
Robert-Louis Dumas
Robert-Louis Dumas 5 dögum síðan
I feel Closer from Néandertal than Sapiens. I Wonder my great parents switched sides.
James Shipp
James Shipp 5 dögum síðan
Humans aren’t cheating they’re just using the game mechanics creatively
Braden Nickell
Braden Nickell 6 dögum síðan
Cant wait for the next update !!!
countenglad x
countenglad x 6 dögum síðan
I knew my aversion to pvp was justified!
Tiget 6 dögum síðan
Virus mains: *Hold my beer*
EliteKillers 6 dögum síðan
I lost it at the "mozambique here" xD
James Bell
James Bell 6 dögum síðan
Came here for the AlternateHistoryHub comment
Dark Lazzes • 11 years ago
Dark Lazzes • 11 years ago 6 dögum síðan
I know Devs are planning something big .... Maybe bigger after 5 or 7 years ...
The Ape
The Ape 6 dögum síðan
Humans did not evolve from apes.
James Watson
James Watson 7 dögum síðan
You neglected the use of fire techniques as an intimidation weapon. Thanks to this, they could manipulate the enemy individuals, and thus perform advanced offensive and defensive strategies. The fear of fire could force the opponent retreat, divide enemy troops to isolate some of them to kill them one by one. Plus, it granted a better resistance to parasites as they can burn food to purify it, give the acces of better craftsmanship and of course the upgrade associated of cold resistance. Some meta observers pointed it could be also a way to improve enegetic efficiency, allowing the atrophy of the digestive system, mostly the upper part mastocatory system but not only. The atrophy granted the economy of some energy wasted in the maintenance of the system and during the digestion process.
John Porteous
John Porteous 9 dögum síðan
Human intelligence is so broken one of the ways you can remove them from the game is for them to make beings more intelligent than them
NullHazard7 10 dögum síðan
Neanderthals were also more geared towards sprinting, whereas modern humans were more geared towards endurance running, which would give them an advantage if the two parties hunted each other.
MrSovietSpy 10 dögum síðan
Neanderthals be like: Hacker, hacker!!! Us: You wish we you were as good as us
Eliezer Tchizige
Eliezer Tchizige 10 dögum síðan
Mozambique here
Guuurgle Bros
Guuurgle Bros 11 dögum síðan
the north American human build got a massive buff during the 2nd amendment update
Naresh Venkataramanan
Naresh Venkataramanan 11 dögum síðan
Covid bug
Ichi. 2 dögum síðan
It’s actually a human patch
Foxyisinhell 11 dögum síðan
I love this.
Ree man The reee
Ree man The reee 11 dögum síðan
Y’now I wonder when the devs are gonna balance patch the humans they op af
Sniper from the game Team Fortress 2
Sniper from the game Team Fortress 2 12 dögum síðan
I’m hyped for the “Religion 2” update that was teased after how good the first one was
Rumbling End
Rumbling End 12 dögum síðan
In my opinion, maxed intelligence combined with very flexible hands is way too op. You can craft anything and think ahead. Plz nerf
basicass user
basicass user 13 dögum síðan
The video glitched when i first tapped on it so i had to come in again. Humans really broke the game......
Arithmates Mathematics
Arithmates Mathematics 13 dögum síðan
Have you considered doing capybaras? Seems they are really popular Next to cat videos. I would be interested!
Ichi. 2 dögum síðan
he talked about them in the rodent tier list, they ranked kinda low
Science 101
Science 101 13 dögum síðan
Humans in the past, oh yeah this is small brain time.
ᴍᴏʀᴛʏ 13 dögum síðan
Humans still get clapped by most animals in the wild without prep time they can’t make tools or fire and climbing is something almost every build has in its arsenal
Max 14 dögum síðan
"Fire plz" Why do I find this so hilarious? 4:20
SIM_Card 14 dögum síðan
This inspired me to try to reunlock infinite stamina, unfortunately, the lion still outran me and took out both my legs
Yass169 Meow
Yass169 Meow 14 dögum síðan
This game is like chess
Yass169 Meow
Yass169 Meow 14 dögum síðan
Big brain time
이송현 17 dögum síðan
6:51 And PvP of humans are way much more deadlier than any animals which could even destroy the entire other players and overworld
Choose_NameHere 17 dögum síðan
sapiens = africa neaderthal = europa era de gelo
Eli Lope
Eli Lope 19 dögum síðan
Humans are basically OP game AI
Realronin 19 dögum síðan
What if the neanderthals won
Adrian Huang
Adrian Huang 20 dögum síðan
mozam best gun in the game idk what ur meem is about mate bettter than r9
Cohen Boonstra
Cohen Boonstra 20 dögum síðan
Bro, imagine the player who made the build that thought, "What if I made big brain monkeys".
Le1Arquero 20 dögum síðan
When Humans unlock the Mars Server; Will also unlock the new Alien build to do pvp with.
Sam W
Sam W 22 dögum síðan
Did humans evolve from herbivore prey to carnivore scavangers to predators? Is there any other animal that managed this?
Daniel Tranor
Daniel Tranor 22 dögum síðan
Haha monkey go brrr
DANGERED Species 23 dögum síðan
STEM_B13 - Gruta, Rocky
STEM_B13 - Gruta, Rocky 23 dögum síðan
We could have another intelligent players if those neanderthal and sapiens players just didn't met until the current patch.
Man behind the salad
Man behind the salad 24 dögum síðan
Imagine some lessfur monkeys with sticks chasing you while you running out of stamina what a toxic players
Braylon G.
Braylon G. 24 dögum síðan
right before i watched it, a CURIOUSITY STREAM ad about the SAME topic of this video. Coincidence? *I THINK NOT* Just finished... *WELL NOW...*
david guel
david guel 24 dögum síðan
The devs should Nerf the humans
BoJack Horseman
BoJack Horseman 25 dögum síðan
Oh come on a neanderthal woman with a normal man.... that isn’t exactly right, it’s actually far more likely for all the woman to like the Neanderthal men for there muscles and bigger builds and strength which is what the woman was hugely attracted to and the Neanderthal woman also had a more manly build even more manly then the normal man so the men wouldn’t like the Neanderthal woman but the normal woman would love to mate with Neanderthal men
the one and only
the one and only 18 dögum síðan
Also they were shorter than humans, stronger and bigger but still shorter than ours in order to conserve heat during teg winters
the one and only
the one and only 18 dögum síðan
It went both ways actually cuz you know they wouldn't know they were different species also muscles don't matter if you can't provide food,shelter and protection ikr ironic muscles can't proved protection
Constantine Sapno
Constantine Sapno 25 dögum síðan
not me actually getting angry at the nerfs LMAO
Dante Miguel Jamorabo
Dante Miguel Jamorabo 25 dögum síðan
what is this game title? lol
CmorDusMor Titanstrider
CmorDusMor Titanstrider 25 dögum síðan
If you haven't played a human build yet, I highly recommend trying it at least once before they get banned like the massive reptiles were a couple updates ago.
Ichi. 22 dögum síðan
The human build is easy, but one thing that sucks is how much mental debuffs they get
I_Love_Lakers 25 dögum síðan
Monke = Human
King Damager
King Damager 25 dögum síðan
Interesting, but this doesn't Tae into account the massive effect of the Campi Flegrei eruption that wiped out the vast majority of the Neanderthals.
vachara lertackakorn
vachara lertackakorn 25 dögum síðan
lol @ 1:45
Saad Goumr
Saad Goumr 26 dögum síðan
Mozambique ya
Pastybith070 26 dögum síðan
I wonder if witchcraft would be considered an illegal exploit
Killerofcats 26 dögum síðan
GamingWithNova 26 dögum síðan
Humans are op anymore cuz of the pandemic patch which reduced cooperation
Noam Aviv
Noam Aviv 27 dögum síðan
By the looks of the thumbnail it would seem he walked on an ancient ruin
A 27 dögum síðan
How dare you call my grandfather a chimpanzee.
ToXiCGaming dBd
ToXiCGaming dBd 27 dögum síðan
Bro, you know homo sapiens were more intelligent than Neanderthals right? We had the ability to plan step by step our attacks and prepare while the rest of the animals including Neanderthals did not. They didn't plan shit
Leaf Locke
Leaf Locke 27 dögum síðan
Using the Eyewitness song gave me some serious nostalgia
Daniel Dominguez
Daniel Dominguez 27 dögum síðan
Mozambique here
HDTomo 27 dögum síðan
Humans were added after the player base begged for an intelligent based species. To make it have a chance it was designed to make tools but unknown to the devs was they had set the inteligence stat to 118 rather than 88 after a coding error which gave the species seemingly conscious intelligence with advanced thought. This lead to them abusing the crafting ability to create much larger communities and innovations leading to worldwide domination and even destroying species. The worldwide server unification which united the world into 1 server in patch 1.57 was made for everyone but the devs had underestimated the human intelligence stat which allowed them to create rafts. Around 100 thousand years later they created reformed societies which created machinery to automate work, altered terrains, created large scale transportation devices, learnt to fly with a machine and eventually create algorithms to do work for them. They are attempting to tap into the alternate physic testing planets with rockets and the devs are scrambling to design terrain for the rest of the universe. While this may be the most broken thing to ever happen the community is hopeful new species will emerge on these new planets within the next 1,200 years
jolter xox
jolter xox 27 dögum síðan
Anyone trying to get the birds and the bees achievement because it says I need to be level 7 on the primary school trait and I dont know how to do this
jolter xox
jolter xox 21 degi síðan síðan
@Ichi. okay thank you
Ichi. 22 dögum síðan
it’s not just being level 7, it also counts on your parent players
Bryan Kong
Bryan Kong 28 dögum síðan
human history: cellular animals, to land things, to smol rat things, then monke then monke but 2 legged (bipedal) the bipedal monke dies from the big carnivore lion wolf things whatever. but, with big brain, they make a spear and go Ooga Booga. they end up killing the big carnivore things and then the big plant-eater elephant things. humans then go migrate and go haha sick go brr against animals. some end up in America stuck there. then they have to choose with is better: cooked beef or bread. they went with bread, but then tamed big plant eaters and they became farmer boi. they make civilization 6 (game reference, you all know the game right?) with farms and tool-making houses. they make bronze and then fight each other with the bronze and also make iron. iron is used a lot in weapons, such as spears and the roman throwing spear, pilum. the Romans kill the greeks, then barbarians kill the romans and the barbarian germans became medieval knights. meanwhile, in Asia, china fighting the nomads from the Mongolian area and they also farm rice. they make gunpowder, but Mongols kill them. the American humans are just chillin' when a big, fat boat with cannons and guns roll up and say"this land is ours" then they kill the American humans. they colonialize it and Africa and Australia (real British hours) and then they fight with the french. the Americans kick out the British, and then they become the most powerful nation later. ww1 and ww2 happen. they become more powerful. to this day, they still (kind of maybe?) body and destroy animals if they can with weapons, if prepared. *futureeeeeeeee* humans make ai, ai treys to kill them, then humans scape earth to Elon musk terraformed mars. they send a nuke the destroy the ai, then go back to earth. life continues as normal, but Antarctica is dead. rip penguin and polar bear. I feel that this comment will become a huge argument meant whatever.
Ichi. 21 degi síðan síðan
wait, are you saying rip polar bear because the Arctic would be gone too?
ĸaѕperły 28 dögum síðan
I thought some previous tree evolution humans where forced to survive on land for being exiled out of a group forcing them to survive on land
Botep 28 dögum síðan
I stopped playing after the gunpowder update...too broken.
Salso 28 dögum síðan
If we’re all hacking that means that we’ll all be banned someday 😐
DrJones 97
DrJones 97 28 dögum síðan
Can this be a game please?
Lilou Palomino
Lilou Palomino 29 dögum síðan
6:50 Right when they're about to win they have start TKing smh
Lilou Palomino
Lilou Palomino 29 dögum síðan
I love everything about htis
Trikycat 29 dögum síðan
Bro is this a real game or the history of the past but explained as a game
Ichi. 22 dögum síðan
The latter
Matthew Kolonics
Matthew Kolonics 29 dögum síðan
Got dna linked to Neanderthal dna in bones they dug up bruh
Grant Timothy Kylle Antinor
Grant Timothy Kylle Antinor 29 dögum síðan
u should do "bugs in humans devs should fix" lmao or creatures with cheat codes that enable them to par with humans with enough time and evolution pts, haha lmao
SummonedViper 29 dögum síðan
nunyu buz
nunyu buz Mánuði síðan
LOL "Fire PLZ"
M.J.C- 2-3
M.J.C- 2-3 Mánuði síðan
I love the apex references
Alec Fillipitch
Alec Fillipitch Mánuði síðan
Holy shit that music at the beginning is so nostalgic, does anyone remember the name of the series that had that song?
Ichi. 22 dögum síðan
Dk eyewitness?
Sky Master0yt
Sky Master0yt Mánuði síðan
Humans shouldn't be nerfed.
Holland Mánuði síðan
Why do you think it’s a game of players and stuff not fun dude, not fun.
Holland 22 dögum síðan
Ok, reasonable.
Ichi. 22 dögum síðan
he doesn’t think it’s a game, he acts like it’s a game to make it easier for kids to listen
Technological Pickaxe
Technological Pickaxe Mánuði síðan
"They have to reduce trees on african server " XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
A Lil
A Lil Mánuði síðan
How the unbelieving ones will get broken :(
J-TV Mánuði síðan
Still to this day sapiens and neanderthals pvp. History keeps repeating itself. Once again neanderthals are making the same mistakes.
Muhammad Ahmad
Muhammad Ahmad Mánuði síðan
We just are the Hackers of this Game👀
Leb Muchi
Leb Muchi Mánuði síðan
i likw the runescape music :D
hunter of the Elements
hunter of the Elements Mánuði síðan
The game is nerfing A LOT now the humans like maaann
guy Mánuði síðan
It's safe to say that special people are premium users No offense to special people though
Gamer Boi
Gamer Boi Mánuði síðan
tools op right? also pretty sure INT is what let's tools be used
kega2240 kega2240
kega2240 kega2240 Mánuði síðan
the human meta is the most advanced meta because the player base can use tools
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